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Reasons Not To Gym

  • By Vishwa on General

  • January 26, 2015

Today it was very cold, so I didn’t go to the gym.

Today I have headache, so I didn’t go the gym.

Today I woke up half an hour late, so I didn’t go to the gym.

Today my legs were sore, so I didn’t go to the gym.

Today I felt sluggish, so I didn’t go to the gym.

Today morning I left early to office. I have an important meeting, so I didn’t go to the gym.

Today is 26th of January, so I will start gymming from the 1st of next month.

Today it’s raining outside, so I didn’t go to the gym.

Today I am going to start (You are going to start, but you never will) reading a new book, so I didn’t go to the gym.

I didn’t go to the gym for three days in a row. I will start from coming Monday.

I have Monday blues, so I will not go to the gym today.

Today is Tuesday. It is not a good day to start something fresh. So I didn’t go to the gym.

Today is Wednesday. I better start going to the gym from the coming Monday.

Today my wife says I need to bath my child, so I didn’t go the gym, as I maybe late.

You visited the gym yesterday, so that’s good enough.

The coach in the gym doesn’t laugh, so I will not go to the gym.

The coach in the gym talks a lot, so I didn’t go to the gym.

I just need to sleep more.

The gym I visit stinks.

The gym I visit doesn’t have AC.

I just got married, so I don’t want to go to the gym.

I have lost all the fat, so I don’t want to go to the gym—mission accomplished.

The trainer in the gym stares at me, so I will not go to the gym.

Other gym clients stare at me, so I will not go to the gym.

I just got engaged. My fiancé has accepted a fat me. So I don’t go to the gym.

Someone farted while squatting in the gym, so I will not go to the gym.

An important cricket match is being played today, so I will not go to the gym.

Today the Orion mall was hit by a bomb. I feel very sad. So I will not go to the gym.

The gym is so crowded, so I might not go to the gym from today.

The gym is empty, and I don’t feel energized. So I will not go to gym from today.

I need to bath my dog. So I will not go to the gym.

SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SAY I WILL DO IT? OR FOR THE WORST WILL YOU EVER SAY THAT? However, the gym here is a symbolic representation of physical activity such as running, swimming, yoga, etc.

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